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LOLCat Bible Translation
Posted by on January 26th, 2008, at 6:29pm

In a humorous bit of sacrelige, some crazy people are translating the Bible into LOLCat. Behold, the LOLCat Bible.

I can already hear you asking: yes, this is for real. No, I don’t think they’re trying for accuracy.

e.g. God = Ceiling Cat

John 3:16 –

“So liek teh Ceiling Cat lieks teh ppl lots and he sez ‘Oh hai I givez u me only kitteh and ifs u beleevs in him u wont evr diez no moar, k?”

Excerpt from the Lord’s Prayer (Teh Ceiling Cat Prayer) –

Giv us dis day our dalee cheezburger.
And furgiv us for makin yu a cookie, but eateding it.

Get Political Now
Posted by on January 25th, 2008, at 11:32pm

Campaigning in Spartanburg, South Carolina, Friday, the former president [Bill Clinton] brushed aside suggestions his wife [Hillary] would prove to be a divisive nominee for the Democratic Party, pointing out how she has successfully worked with Republicans in the Senate — including one of the current GOP presidential candidates.

“She and John McCain are very close,” Clinton said. “They always laugh that if they wound up being the nominees of their party, it would be the most civilized election in American history, and they’re afraid they’d put the voters to sleep because they like and respect each other.”

via CNN

This pretty much says why I wouldn’t vote for either of them. Too similar.

Update: Obama’s crushing victory in South Carolina will keep things interesting. It probably adds additional fuel to Edwards’ trip towards the exit.

… Gets My Vote
Posted by on January 25th, 2008, at 10:18pm

Juno was awesome. 5/5. Serious topic, serious actors, biting sarcasm, and excellent music. Probably my favorite in-theatre viewing since Stardust (and I saw that twice). So yeah. Juno.

1 Thing I Hate About Me
Posted by on January 22nd, 2008, at 9:13pm

Some days I hate my stomach. Especially days like the last five. Curse you foul stomach bacteria/virus/monster. I will not know peace until you are dead!!!

Delete the Voice
Posted by on January 21st, 2008, at 4:39pm

Delete the Voice

Originally uploaded by anwamehtar

If only.