In a humorous bit of sacrelige, some crazy people are translating the Bible into LOLCat. Behold, the LOLCat Bible.
I can already hear you asking: yes, this is for real. No, I don’t think they’re trying for accuracy.
e.g. God = Ceiling Cat
John 3:16 –
“So liek teh Ceiling Cat lieks teh ppl lots and he sez ‘Oh hai I givez u me only kitteh and ifs u beleevs in him u wont evr diez no moar, k?”
Excerpt from the Lord’s Prayer (Teh Ceiling Cat Prayer) –
Giv us dis day our dalee cheezburger.
And furgiv us for makin yu a cookie, but eateding it.
Hate it. Hate LOLCats. Hate the idea of translating God’s word into something so inane. Sorry. Just me.
Cap’n: I agree it’s inane. I like lolcats, but the translation is… a strange idea. Posted it for the weird factor.
O hai. I pursunly luvs the idya uv pudding lolcatz into bible formatz. i luvs ceiling cat, and hiz little kitteh, but lol i stil dont haz a problems with it. kthxbai