In a humorous bit of sacrelige, some crazy people are translating the Bible into LOLCat. Behold, the LOLCat Bible.

I can already hear you asking: yes, this is for real. No, I don’t think they’re trying for accuracy.

e.g. God = Ceiling Cat

John 3:16 –

“So liek teh Ceiling Cat lieks teh ppl lots and he sez ‘Oh hai I givez u me only kitteh and ifs u beleevs in him u wont evr diez no moar, k?”

Excerpt from the Lord’s Prayer (Teh Ceiling Cat Prayer) –

Giv us dis day our dalee cheezburger.
And furgiv us for makin yu a cookie, but eateding it.