I can already hear you asking: yes, this is for real. No, I don’t think they’re trying for accuracy.
e.g. God = Ceiling Cat
John 3:16 –
“So liek teh Ceiling Cat lieks teh ppl lots and he sez ‘Oh hai I givez u me only kitteh and ifs u beleevs in him u wont evr diez no moar, k?”
Excerpt from the Lord’s Prayer (Teh Ceiling Cat Prayer) –
Giv us dis day our dalee cheezburger.
And furgiv us for makin yu a cookie, but eateding it.