if (!Resolutions) {why(“?”);}

I will clean the toilet! I will see a concert this year. I will change jobs at least once this year. I will eat pizza. I will feel pain (done!). I will watch the sun shine over the tree tops (done!). I will bite my fingernails (done!). I will rock out (All Time Lowdone!). I will take the GRE.

Should be done by the end of January. Not sure what I’ll do with the other eleven months.