The doctor lanced the cyst in my arm today.

He narrated as he performed the procedure: “Oh, that’s a lot of ooze. There we go, just had to agitate the hell out of it to make it come out. It looks like cottage cheese.”

I replied, “I don’t like cottage cheese.”

“Neither do I.”

So all is fine in Armland. Just have to wait a few days for it to heal up while continuing to take antibiotic meds. The fun part will come after it’s done healing and I schedule an appointment to have surgery to completely excise the cyst.

TMI? I hope so.