I arrived home to find small shoes in the entryway and a random white-frilled coat on the table. A couple bottles of beer sat on the coffee table. I can only conclude one thing… I shouldn’t have come home so soon. So I’m gonna sit here for a few minutes, listen to some Journey and Kansas with my headphones on, and then as soon as the caffeine starts wearing off I’ll head to bed. With luck, I’ll avoid any strange encounters.

Strange as they were, I’d call Longo, Clark (techno guy), et al. more “local dorm colour” than “the worst kind of awkward.” That said, I’m glad you at least gave me the choice.
Techno Guy provided colour, but Longo’s whole aura said “awkward.”
Well,I suppose so - if by awkward you’re referring to both the personality and aroma of an unfortunate block of cheese.
Please answer the following by selecting the correct letter choice.
The Hermit and Erundur are communicating in:
A. Code
B. Inside jokes
C. Coded inside jokes
D. Non-sequiturs
It’s not code. It’s not non-sequiturs. It’s not exactly an inside joke, but it is inside information. College stories. Tales of friends and foe, floormates and fools.
…and cheese Cal. Don’t forget the cheese. Wasn’t there also an object we decided was an apple, or am I thinking of something else?
I remember spray cheese and an attack on Cora’s door.
I’m thinking about the…outdated…foodstuffs…we found above the ceiling panels.
OOOOH yeah that was teh nasty. Was that on 8 or 12?