Frilly Coat and Small Shoes

I arrived home to find small shoes in the entryway and a random white-frilled coat on the table. A couple bottles of beer sat on the coffee table. I can only conclude one thing… I shouldn’t have come home so soon. So I’m gonna sit here for a few minutes, listen to some Journey and Kansas with my headphones on, and then as soon as the caffeine starts wearing off I’ll head to bed. With luck, I’ll avoid any strange encounters.