The Onion — Viewer Voices: Where We Respond To The Opinions Of Our Uninformed Viewers (Some swearing within.)
I want to roadtrip to Canada tonight to see The Weakerthans whose show in Seattle I missed last night due to checking their myspace concert schedule and finding out they were playing downtown right that moment. I’m being good though and not going due to lack of financial resources.
I’ve been here almost a year and haven’t seen a show yet. I hope to make up for that. New Found Glory is coming up and, in November, Motion City Soundtrack, Anberlin, and Mae are all playing at the same show.
I went to the eye doctor today and got my vision checked. My prescription is out-of-date so I need new lenses. Than God for vision insurance. It would’ve cost me $578, but for the exam, exam materials, new lenses, new frames, and anti-reflective coating will only cost me $146. I have no complaints and only wish I’d gone sooner.
I’ve got a doctor, I’ve got an eye doctor; now all I need is a new dentist.
In the amount of time it’s been since I last had a poll (or polling booth) on my site (over eighteen months), real, meaningful polls have taken place in dozens of countries and thousands of cities worldwide. This will be one place you don’t have to worry about ballot boxes being lost because there’s only one. Feel free to lie, cheat, and steal the vote as much as you like.
I love Facebook, but it will never not weird me out when I found out about people dating/engaging/marrying via notification/news update on the site.
Plus, I like breaking the news on my blog.