From Fake Steve Jobs at The Secret Diary of Steve Jobs:
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. Cell phone carriers suck. They’re orifices. They’re yet another example of an industry that thrives only by exploiting customers and treating them like $^&%. Lock-in, two-year contracts, screwing you on every little feature. Damn. Someday, I hope not too long from now, we are going to look back on this era of wireless telecom in horror, not believing we ever had to put up with such bull@#$%.
Right on, dude, right on. For a caricature, he knows what he’s talking about.