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Turmoil speaks of a haphazard, busy life full of action. It’s the wrong word.
I’m considering many different possibilities which has me constantly thinking.
1) Job: where should I look next?
2) Wife: does a Mail Order Nebraskan Bride website exist?
3) Location: do I want to live in Japan next year?
I’m serious about all but one-half of one of these options. If you know me, you’ll figure it out.
Update: I’ve decided this post is dumb and overly cryptic. Basically, I’m saying I wish I had a good, godly Christian woman around here that I could woo off her feet and marry, but most of the ones I know all live in Nebraska and it’s gonna be hard to get the same quality up here near the Puget Sound.
What’s one half of three options…?
One half of one third of the options = 1/6th.
You could always troll the internets. It worked for Brandon and Wendy
You think one of them could provide me trolling tips?
I think the sum of their advice would be, “Don’t listen to The Dane.” Throughout their entire “net courtship,” I was constantly poking fun, telling them it could never work, and predicting the doom of their relationship. Yeah, I’m that kind of friend. Actually, I think they got married just to spite me.
That’s an incredible amount of spite and I admire their follow-through.
How exactly does a “net courtship” work anyway? If I remember, wasn’t it long-distance, too?
I can’t speak personally, but Travis and Julie are getting married tomorrow. I think this is like the 6th or 7th time they have seen each other in person. Again, I can’t explain how “net courtship” works, but apparently it can. And long-distance too. (Like Nebraska-Brazil long distance.)
Also, mmmmm….spite…..
I was gonna ask if it was Travis G, but instead I looked him up on Facebook and found him and saw who he’s engaged to. Craziness. So he’s doing the long distance thing too? (Or did.)