I took a phone call today. No surprise there. However, this particular call lasted two hours and fifteen minutes, involved calls to three other departments, I talked to two individuals from the original calling location, and had to take one break to breathe while my brain attempted to catch up with the situation.

Even with the call over, I have follow-up to do in a week.

Needless to say, I never want to spend more than two hours on the phone with anyone unless I’m talking to a woman I consider stunningly beautiful and worthy of my time.

Sure, I spent most of the call talking to a girl who sounded my age (you’d be surprised how much you can stereotype people by the sound of their voice), but what good does that do me?