I have an important announcement to make: It’s raining in Seattle.
OMG!
Ok, really, it’s more important than rain in Seattle. The announcement is the following good news:
Phil and Jenny are engaged! Woo! Congrats to both of you, I’m excited for you and I’m sure I’m not the only one. Phil’s properly (ed: I meant probably, but it’s a fitting typo) singing songs of joy and love, and I bet you Jenny is gushing with happiness. I know they were elated when they called on Tuesday night with the news.
So here’s the pictures for your enjoyment. Oh, and feel free to leave them notes in the comments–they read this site.




Congrats to Phil & Jenny!!
You should see the other photo of us kissing.
or not! (yeah, that was Phil hijacking my user name!)
To clarify, I’ve modified the name attached to Phil’s comment.
But more on point… Phil — right on ya, mate! You scallywag.
What a small-ass diamond. You should be ashamed of yourself, especially with a woman like that.
WTF is wrong with you? I know that walmart has good deals, but dude, you’ve totally sunk to a new low.
@Opulent: one, this isn’t me.
Two, you’re an a-hole.
Three, if you buy a 6 oz. diamond you’re probably missing something where it really counts.