I love these T-shirt designs.

Threadless - Mob Musicians
Mob Musicians: I believe this shirt should be worn by Mr. Varv. While teaching band.

Threadless - Chopsticks
Sticks of Shame – No Skills: This shirt is more or less perfect for the Japan-lovers who, for whatever reason, has no chopstick skills. I have chopstick skills, but I think it’s hilarious so I might buy it anyway. Translated, it says “I can’t use chopsticks. Because of this, MY FACE BURNS WITH SHAME. … can I please have a fork?”