Eat More Burritos

Go to Chipotle a lot, please. No, not the website; the burrito place. Your overconsumption of giant burritos now plays a roll in my future financial success as I recently purchased a few stock shares of the glorious burrito making company (they just started trading a couple weeks ago). I guarantee it tastes better, or at least more normal, than the bachelortilla.

If not for the burritos, do it for me.