Go to Chipotle a lot, please. No, not the website; the burrito place. Your overconsumption of giant burritos now plays a roll in my future financial success as I recently purchased a few stock shares of the glorious burrito making company (they just started trading a couple weeks ago). I guarantee it tastes better, or at least more normal, than the bachelortilla.
If not for the burritos, do it for me.
I went to Chipotle the same day you posted this. I wasn’t consciously thinking about helping your stock but maybe my subconscious thought help Cal’s investment… The world may never know.
Actually, I have a friend who counted the number of licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie-roll tootsie-pop. I don’t remember the number, but I can ask him again.