These two pictures are of my friend Benjamin. We hang out a lot, and Tuesday night is poker night at the bar we go to. So anyway, showed me these pictures last night. He likes to take pictures and somehow by taking fifty timed pictures he comes up with gems like these two. In the comments, submit the best caption you can come up with for each of the pictures. The winner will get a prize.*

ben and penguin 2

ben and penguin

*The prize will be words of congratulations and if I ever make millions of dollars, remind me and I’ll get you a nice Christmas present.