I was hoping to regale you with a couple of CD reviews, but alas, I haven’t the capacity at the moment to divulge my thoughts and ideas about my latest acquisitions. Put bluntly, I’m not sure what category of music the CDs fall into. Subgenres suck.

Instead, I will merely say that all is well. Honestly, I need to start getting to sleep earlier. I’m still not completely switched over to a post-college mentality and continue having occassional late nights. The problem is, unlike college, I cannot take naps during the day. I would be yelled at.

Some days I think I’d like to have a real Reality TV show. Yes, I would use the term “reality” in the sense that what’s being recorded and showed to the viewers does actually reflect reality, not some farcical aquatic ceremony, hoax, washed-out rock star pretending to be at school, or other ridiculous concoction.

My show would be incredibly boring. Most of the time. Five hours of poker with most of it occupied by conservative players trading hands worth forty cents. Long drives to cities with the only entertainment being myself singing along to pop-punk tunes or carrying on conversations with friends in distant lands. Standing at work, printing pictures, and silently frustrated by the ones that don’t want to be done right. Surfing the internet and typing what I’m posting here.

Oh yes, you would be bored. But it would be real. You would be really bored instead of pretending.