So I woke up in a bathtub full of ice. Apparently my kidney operation went well. I didn’t remember ever having signed up for such an operation, but when I looked at my mirror it was covered with shaving cream that said “kidney operation successfull — hope you don’t miss it.”
Doing a quick bit of research about kidneys, I discovered I have (rather, had) two of them. I can get by without the one I’ve had taken from me. Good to know. I just hope I don’t wake up tomorrow missing that one.