This is an email between two real people. Names are fake.
From: Tyson, 14
To: Tia, 14
Length of Relationship: A couple of years
“I don’t think we should go out anymore. Thing is, the new girl and I have been together for three months. I know you won’t mind, because you’ve always been so understanding of me. I really think that you were like practice for me. You aren’t really my type.”
My thoughts: If she’s really that understanding, you wouldn’t be afraid to dump her in PERSON! Coward. (Really, that’s all I need to say.) I am amused.
(Source - “breakup@loser.com”. YM, July 2003 issue, p. 65. Thanks to Cora for showing this to me.)
Making me read it again has me laughing all over again. :-)
holy hell i think that is like worst break up e-mail i have ever seen. who does that? i mean seriously and not only did he break up w/ her for another gurl but he was cheating on her for 3 months, this guy has no balls what so ever.
that is like tha saddest break up i have ever seen, i mean breaking up w/ her on the comp. is one thing but cheating on her …. how low can u get?
Dis guy is totaly lame!! He can’t even tell her to her face and the worst thing of all is he did it over the internet!! My ex broke up with me on the internet but at least had the balls to tell me the next day what was goin on!! This guy is so stuck up and obviously has no brains!!!
Hee low!! That guy is totaly awesome and I think he did the right thang
That was the most awsome break up i have ever heard ……NOT…….. thats bull shit that u did that and plyed her like that! My bf did pretty much the same thing except with my best friend grrrr…. bye y’all!
WHAT A STUD… thats awesome.. and very amusing
haha that’s hilarious! i think the guy did the rite thing…hey at least he was telling the truth and not cheating on the chicks ass longer than 3 months. I still dont understand how she didnt know or realize he was cheating on her..oh well…life goes on…take care peace
Oh come on. Their relationship was going on for a Couple of years and they were 14?!?!??! Yeah.. .11 year olds have Great relationships.