Archive for April 1st, 2003
April Fools
Posted by on April 1st, 2003, at 11:19am

Oh, I’m an April Fool. Lunch for breakfast? Hardly a joke. More like an insult. It’s still food, I suppose. I heard one guy comment, “This is cruel and unusual.” I tend to agree with that statement more often then just today when referring to our cafeteria food. It’s not terrible, but it could be better. Once upon a time I heard somebody say they went into the area where they store the food and saw a box that said “for dorms and prisons.” Urban legend? I doubt it.

And for those of you who didn’t arrive straight at this page, but took the “April Fools Hacked Index”… yeah. Fooled you. Got the flag from a Google Image search and threw up some 1337 title text and a short message.

My Artistic Lacking
Posted by on April 1st, 2003, at 6:20am

fish food 4 dummies
This here fishy is a random scribbling from my Early Christianity class. I just started drawing fish. It doesn’t really have anything to do with Matthew, Mark, Luke, or John. Oh well.

Q. What do you call a fish without an eye?
A. A fsh.