Answer: “Death by Videogaming…”

“A 24-year-old South Korean man died after playing computer games nonstop for 86 hours, police said yesterday. The jobless man, identified by police only by his last name Kim, was found dead at an Internet cafe in Kwangju, 260 kilometres southwest of Seoul, they said.” — Slashdot

So this is the most disgusting thing I’ve ever read. I know sometimes I don’t pay good attention to life when I’m glued to my computer in rapt fascination or determination. If I’m ever this bad though, please forcibly save whatever I’m working on and then PULL THE POWER STRIP FROM THE WALL! If you’re a true friend, you know this is for the best.